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A Long and Boring Journey that has led to Nothing...

While Slacker has been around for about six years,
a lack of practice, motivation and talent has resulted in a musical regression.

The History the Slacker Jesus Rock n Roll Porn King

1996 - Sellouts formed (Steven on bass, Alexander on drums, and Ryan playing guitar)

1996 - Alexander moved to second guitar; Andrew becomes drummer (Steven, Ryan, Alexander, Andrew)

1997 - Disputes lead to the removal of Alexander (Steven, Ryan, Andrew)

1998 - Steven leaves the Sellouts...What a band slut (Ryan, Andrew)

1998 - Sellouts get a show; Simone enters as temporary bass player (Andrew, Ryan, Simone)

1999 - Long search for a bass player begins...

1999 - the Slacker Jesus Rock n Roll Porn King is adopted as the new band name...but only by Ryan. Everyone calls it the Sellouts...

2000 - Anthony is discovered as a new possibility for a bass player...he must first learn how to play (Andrew, Anthony, Ryan)

2000 - Go Banana is formed for a single performance of improvised punk rock (Alexander, Ryan, Christopher, Anthony)

2001 - Anthony and Ryan finally are able to afford a drum set...Will this lead to something? Only time will tell... (Ryan, Anthony, drummer not known---Ironic, wouldnt you say?)

July 2001 - Anthony and Ryan play an acoustic set at the Milesfest super fun shin dig. (we sucked)

Concerts played by Slacker Jesus (under other names as well) **Note: Marijuana effects memory **

October 1996: Opera House Showcase

December 1996: 360

February 1997: El Mocambo

March 1997: Opera House

May 1997: The Great Hall

July 1997: Some church talent showcase. HA HA

September 1997: Black Swan

November 1997: Black Swan

January 1998: Daniel Jacobs' Basement

April 1998: Big Bop

July 1998: El Mocambo

October 1998: Big Bop

February 1999: Big Bop

May 2000: School Battle of the Bands

July 2001: Milesfest

February 2002: party at some legion or army base or something like that

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